I mean, I thought it was a badass limo but apparently everyone else seemed to think me taking it to my grandpa’s funeral was “inappropriate”.
You know what they call female plumbers crack?…gross. They still call it gross, just like a guy’s.
How did I just get molested by a doll? How does society let that happen? Weird dolls and guys in creepy leather just free to roam Walmart violating everyone they pass with creepiness! I won’t stand for it.
Damn! Who are you? Thurman Merman, the little kid from Bad Santa? How many sammiches you need?