Did we just find the cover to our next book?
Do the overalls come with the mullet or do you think they’re sold separately? I’m assuming it’s a 2 for 1 deal that’s just too daggone tough to pass up!
“Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid?”
– Sir, it’s a taxicab air freshener.
“Good, you’ve pinpointed it. Step two is washing it out.”
Wow! Ummm, I’m sure if you gave me a few minutes I could think of something grosser, but honestly off the top of my head I got nothing. Yo shit…be funky.