I swear to God I can’t even begin to think of how I would describe this to my barber. Maybe you guys could help…
About 2 years ago, my daughter and I went to Walmart. When we got in the checkout line there was a lady in front of us with three young children. The children were acting up, horsing around. They began to complain to their mother about something, and the mother kept trying to shush them. At one point she screamed loudly at them “You better settle your ass down. You are going to have a Merry F*#$ing Christmas whether you like it or not.” That was a quote.
You half doghouse/half phallic trike is intriguing and disturbing at the same time….Either way I’m sure your wife isn’t happy.
It’s always a nice surprise when the muffin tops and the pillow tops or pretty much any gross body part is hanging out AND it’s tatted up something awful. So “Who Inked It Better?” people? Also, is that George W. Bush in her tattoo tree?
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