I Bet She Gives Great Helmet


You look like Dark Helmet’s girlfriend.


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WWIB: Pearly Whites


Do people not know white is see-through? Is it some well kept secret that I didn’t know I was privy to and everyone else is in the dark? I’ve done a piss poor job of keeping that secret, seeing as how I’ve repeatedly advised against white pants. Hell, I don’t even wear white underwear, doesn’t make sense.


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Jingle Balls


My main man!!! Or my main woman, whichever! Dude always knows how to dress sexier than 89% of the women on this site. Yeah, not really sure what else to say….skirts and balls, deadly combo.


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The Ax Man

FAIRBANKS — A Fairbanks man who was being kicked out for causing a disturbance at Walmart last week allegedly took a hatchet from inside his coat and began swinging it wildly.

The store manager who reported the incident told Fairbanks police he did not feel threatened when an intoxicated man began yelling and swinging an ax “wildly at arm’s length” but was concerned about the safety of the customers, according to a criminal complaint filed in court. The man struck a wall with the ax and then left the store in a taxi that he was then kicked out of, the manager told police.

Fairbanks police arrested Justin Ray Tonelli, 27, a few minutes later at Fred Meyer. He smelled strongly of alcohol and was so intoxicated he was unable to stand up unaided, police said. The Walmart manager signed a citizen’s arrest form. Tonelli is being held at Fairbanks Correctional Center on charges of misdemeanor reckless endangerment and criminal mischief. Bail is set at $3,000.

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People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire. Hello Flippa.

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