I can’t wait to hit that point of f*ck it when you are out in public, realize you forgot your pants, and then literally do not care and continue shopping for Folder’s Original. I envy you my friend.
Yes! Hell yes! Hockey is back mother truckers! I haven’t been this excited since I found out those red bumps weren’t herpes…whoa, getting off track here. Point is, I love hockey. I mean, the Devils can suck it but whatever, hockey is back and I’m happy, honestly could give 2 shits if you don’t like the sport.
You know what were really cool? Koosh balls. You know what’s not cool? Looking like a human Koosh ball.
Oh, I see you’re into role playing. How about you try playing the role of someone who doesn’t look like a slut for money when you’re outside of the Angry Beaver or whatever funny named strip club you work at?