Hey everyone, it’s Monday so this is our little reminder that it’s time to put your asses back in your pants and get back to work. Speaking of work, in this “Who Wears It Better?” we need to know which of these two is workin’ it better!
Florida & Washington
Sometimes doing things half-assed ends up being pretty obvious.
It was the Wal-Mart in Kenosha, WI. We were done shopping. I had my 3 year old daughter. She always tries to go to those claw machines but I never have cash/change. She’s stubborn and just stands there staring at the toys inside so I just picked her up and was headed toward the exit when a group of about 4 frat looking douchey guys in their early 20’s/late teens entered. One threw one of those little “firecrackers” that’s just basically a tiny bag of gunpowder behind us – startling us. I felt they wanted to make the fat mom drop her baby so they could snap a photo and send it here. This is my Walmart story. You’re welcome.
And I must add on the way in there was a shopping cart with about 4 “empties” of Miller Lite cans. Classy!
Just in case you were one of the dumb oblivious people who thought he was approachable before this gem of a tattoo.