Hey lonely guys, don’t forget the girls that take the Valentine’s day shift at strip clubs are lonely too!
Alabama & Mississippi
Raise of hands if you’re surprised to find a Monster Truck on display outside of a Walmart….Nobody? Not one hand? Yeah that’s not surprising. What is surprising however is the fact that anyone cares about a Monster Truck that isn’t Grave Digger!!!!!
Finally a “Who Wears It Better?” where the contestants will actually care about the winner! Well, at least I assume any guy dressed up as a lady would want to know if he looks better than another dude dressed as a lady. I’ve seen the movie Birdcage, so I’ll consider my knowledge of the subject to be above average. So, which guy/gal is dressed to impress?
Alabama & Arkansas
You see at first I was all “Where are those floating bottom biscuits coming from?!?!” Then I used my high end military binoculars and noticed you were just disguising them in camo all white trash-like.