This here is America! Where we stand for freedom and the right to bear arms! Seriously though, gun control aside I think we can all agree that the only real issue on our mind right now is THIS.
Ahhhh darn it. You both made it all the way to checkout before getting caught. That’s closer than I would have thought. Anyway, while you were checking out we are going to check out which one of the two of you look worse in this round of “Who Wears It Better?”
Florida & North Carolina
I’m usually not a fan of dopplegangers on this site, but if that’s not an overweight Adam Sandler I quit.
Nice matching jackets. You look like you’re straight from _________ (insert any of the 3,674 new redneck reality TV shows here).