You know what the best part about a skullet is? It still says “party in the back” but it says “f*ck business in the front, I’m here to party.”
Montana & Pennsylvania
I never thought I’d say a skirt was too short, but I guess when you finally stop being a mega horny 13 year old boy you learn to value a sense of dignity. Sure it might have taken me another 10 or so years after turning 13 but eventually most boys will hit that understanding. So which mini-skirt would you hide under the gym bleachers to peek at?
Orange you glad I came to brighten up your morning?
Remember how you were just saying you don’t get enough cheetah print? Well I guess it’s your lucky day because it looks like we found the creepy van those ladies cruise around in!….Seriously though, I hope your van gets attacked by a large truck dressed like a lion.