A single sheet of two photocopied $100 bills was in a printer Jarad S. Carr unsuccessfully tried to return to Walmart in Lake Hallie on Thursday, village police said.
After Carr physically resisted being arrested, police say they found three more counterfeit $100 bills on the man, who was also wanted on burglary and armed robbery warrants from St. Croix County.
According to Lake Hallie Police Chief Cal Smokowicz:
Police were called to Walmart at 3:05 p.m. Thursday because Carr, 37, of West Bend was trying to return a printer without receipts or proof he bought it from the Lake Hallie Walmart.
While inspecting the printer, a single sheet with two counterfeit $100 bills printed on it was found.
Carr insisted on returning the printer even after Walmart staffers refused to take it.
Officer Sam Eaton and Smokowicz talked to Carr, who said he didn’t want to speak to officers. After being told he was under arrest, Carr physically resisted at the store’s service counter.
Carr made repeated verbal threats to harm the officers. He was taken into custody without anyone being injured.
Police then found three additional counterfeit $100 bills on Carr, who was arrested for attempted theft by fraud, forgery and resisting arrest.
I suppose we can call this “Who Wears It Incorrectly Better?”! I mean, I’ve never been creative enough to wear underwear as an accessory so maybe I’m not qualified to answer that question, but I’m confident you guys won’t let me down!
Someone better recognize what’s up real f’in soon and open up a new lane before it gets real ugly up in there because power mullets like this don’t wait in line for nothing or nobody!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle tattoos?….I’ll allow it because they were my entire childhood. Seriously, I don’t even remember if my parents were around growing up. I assume they were ’cause I see them in pictures and they still tell me about my childhood to this day, but unless you were a masked turtle trying to karate chop Shredder you didn’t exist to me.