Not my first choice on how to get to see a girl’s panties but times are tough and I’ll take what I can get.
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin’ fine…Sorry, I just love me some Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. Got a better Seuss riddle for this guy? Leave it in the comments to win a copy of our 2nd book!
This might seem odd to everyone outside of the PoWM headquarters in Myrtle Beach, but this is actually exactly how our trash is picked up every week. It’s inefficient as hell, but damn if it ain’t fun!
That’s crazy, I was just saying to my friend, I said “Hey friend, you know what that girl needs? A bright moving prop around her waist to draw more attention to her backend.” Then he was all like “Yup.” – Good story.