YOU SHALL NOT PASS…by that soda fountain without taking advantage of those free refills.
While that might look “baller”, it is thoroughly unequipped for a game of Mario Kart. Bowser is gonna ruin you on the first lap buddy.
If you think this is weird, you should see how they mate.
I’m not sure whether to scold you or applaud you for taking the time to turn a towel into a shirt before entering Wally World. Either way, your poor man’s poncho makes me smile.