When she told me she wanted me to flop my big lizard on her chest I did. 🙂
Why is it this van makes me reminisce to my SAT test days? Spring break is to Girls Gone Wild as Walmart is to Chubby Chasers.
Ladies, when you hear a guy say that you’ve got “legs for days” he is probably referring to the end of days a/k/a the apocalypse. So please take what you’re currently doing and stop doing it.
Indiana & Texas