Finger Fudge: does not taste anywhere remotely close to real fudge. Do not attempt.
I don’t know whether to ridicule you for not wearing pants or applaud the fact that you are shopping for some…Actually, you know what, nobody should be thanked for putting on pants. So you’re dumb.
Turns out you apparently really can order a badunkadonk butt. Holy gebeez I think we went a little overboard with the injections baby. I wouldn’t be surprised if you hit the ceiling when you sit down like you’ve got flubber in your back pocket.
They’re not hookers, they’re massage therapists.
– Yeah, they’ll massage your cock for money.
There is a word for that… I think it’s hooker!