It took the decision makers here at PoWM quite a long time to determine if we could even hold this match-up of who is the bigger badass in fear that all of you would piss yourselves in fear at work or at home or wherever you are right now. Anyway, I have some clout around here so I pulled some strings and got them approved for you.
You have 2 dudes making out on your shirt and yet that’s not they gayest thing you have on. Seriously, those hard nips and that fanny pack are the real sins bud.
It appears that the mouth on your shorts is eating your shorts while your ass eats those shorts…Walmart Inception…
That’s like the grandaddy of all whale tails! I was going to say Moby Dick, but I don’t think a dick would want to be anywhere near that thing. Ehhhhh ohhhhh! Put it on the board!!!!