Reason number #498 why I’m glad I’m not a female.
That’s weird, every time I tried to tell a girl hummers were for Jesus she didn’t believe me.
Got multitasking? Geez! Better watch out, some accidental titty milk spray could short circuit that credit card machine.
I don’t even know what to say here. Probably because I don’t know where to start. You have a full grown dog in your cart and that’s not even the oddest thing about you. I’m gonna go lie down before I hurt myself thinking about all of whatever this is that’s going on.