Since when does “cute” mean “stuff I want to shoot fireworks at to make them look better”? People need to notify me of definition changes like this!
Maybe you should have kept your bitch on a leash when it mattered…like when it was in heat. Clearly you let that one pass and it already had a pup. Let’s learn from our mistakes, okay?
Ohh that’s crazy, I was just saying how my shopping experience could use a balloon animal giraffe! Thanks for helping me out Weeblez!
Well I mean, clearly if the monkey is wearing a shirt and sitting in a cart it thinks it’s human and should be treated as such. You know, or we could go with the other option and treat it like a f*cking animal, which it is, and not have it just casually chillin’ out at Walmart like it belongs. One of the two options is fine.