Asses: we all have them, yet there are still quite so many that like to show them off. While you’re looking, don’t forget to judge.
Arkansas & Texas
Ohhh sweetie, the one benefit of being up there is that you’re not back here where we are seeing the things we are forced to see. Enjoy it before you learn what embarrassment is.
“Hey dear, you hungry? Alright. I think there’s a Walmart around here somewhere.”
Heritage or hate argument aside, this seems like enough of a reason to convince me the stars and bars needs to be hidden from everyone!