If you were asking yourself why anyone would paint their car to look like an awful “paint by numbers” piece, your answer is clearly labeled on the back bumper.
Cheetah biscuits. They’re like bottom biscuits, but they’ve got a more wild smokey flavor. I mean, they still taste like shit, but a wild smokier shit.
La Bella Vita, hmmm I didn’t know the Italians decided to change its meaning from “the beautiful life” to “skeezers gonna twerk it”. Thanks for keeping me updated Rosetta Stone.
I don’t know what this is but I do know that it is wrong. Whatever you were going for you failed at. If you think this is right, you are mistaken. I’m not really sure how else to say this but if I haven’t been clear enough let me know and i’ll see what else I can come up with.