06.24.

In The News: The Obama Supporter

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A man wearing an “Obama 2008” t-shirt is being sought by Virginia police after allegedly exposing himself to a female shopper inside a Walmart.

According to cops, the 21-year-old victim said that she was approached by an unknown man around 7:50 AM Tuesday in the Dumfries store. “During the encounter, the man exposed himself to the victim,” according to a Prince William County Police Department incident report.

Investigators released the above surveillance photo (click to enlarge) of the suspect, who they described as a black male between the ages of 15 and 25. The 5’ 8”, 140-pound pervert wore glasses, green pajama pants, and “a white t-shirt” that was not further described by cops.

The indecent exposure suspect left the Walmart in a “White, older model Honda Civic with black trim.”

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06.24.

In The News: Peeping Brian

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Police said a man has been arrested for using his cell phone to take a picture up a woman’s skirt at a Walmart store.

Goldsboro Police said around 10:30 on Tuesday morning, a woman shopping at the Walmart on Spence Avenue said she was approached by a man she did not know who used his cell phone to take a picture up her skirt.

Police said between surveillance photos and descriptions made public, a suspect was named and tracked down.

On Thursday, Goldsboro Police said they arrested and charged 31-year-old Brian Williams with felonious secret peeping using a photographic device.

Williams was put in the Wayne County Jail under a $10,000 bond.

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06.24.

It’s A Wash

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I was just saying to my friend the other day, I said “Friend, you know what’s a cool fashion statement? Looking like the towel that comes out of the wash when you accidentally put a red in with your whites.” And then he said “I’m not your friend please stop talking to me…weirdo.”

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06.21.

I’m A Lord Truck Man

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You would figure the creature of the universe would drive something a litter nicer….and be a little less showy about who he was. But whatever, just gotta roll with it sometimes.

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People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire. Hello Flippa.

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