What the hell did we do? You’re the one wearing a helmet and buying Mike’s Hard Lemonade and we’re the ones getting cursed at?!?! Something is not right here guy that looks like a Jackass cast member in 20 years.
It’s stuff like this that keeps hope alive that the human race isn’t complete crap for me. Well done my friend.
We were going to title this edition of Who Wears It Better as “Mississippi Mudbutts” since that’s where both photos were taken. But before I could think of anything to say I realized what a good band name that would be. So to all you aspiring musicians out there looking for a name for your new rip-off Mumford and Son band here you go and we expect 10%.
I can’t tell if the discoloration is from sunburn, your natural redneck or what little clothes you have cutting off circulation. All in all though, you’re going to fail.