It’s not often an ass is technically completely covered and yet still I feel like it’s being exposed to me. I’m going to chalk this up as the first time I’ve been mooned without someone dropping their pants.
Can I get a raise of hands on who didn’t get enough attention growing up? Oh, raise of hair will do just fine too, thank you sir.
Smoochie whoochie mother truckers. Who is gonna pucker up to these bottom biscuits?
When is there ever a need to take your farm animal to Walmart? Geez! Maybe we should take a hint and start PetsofWalmart.com. That way Old MacDonald here won’t look so out of place!…Although, I’m not gonna lie, that little pig in a harness is adorable and I wanna play with him for like 20 seconds then go back to enjoying my BLT with extra B, hold the L & T.