Holy shit you are depressing the hell out of me. Clowns are supposed to be fun and goofy. You would make Stephen King’s It kill itself.
You used to be a dude? Whaaaaaat?!?!?! I don’t believe it for a second. You can hardly tell…
Guess we didn’t want Fido to wait until we got home huh? Also, you’re pushing that fine line on that short skirt there darling. Consider this a warning.
I’m not an auto repair specialist but I think you’re doing it wrong. Maybe our friends over at WhiteTrashRepairs.com can shed some light on this for us!