To be fair, the rest of his construction co-worker buddies all say those heels really accentuate his supple ass.
Florida: Where bottom biscuits are either kosher or go to die. * cue rimshot*
You look like an evil villain to a little girl’s make believe tea party.
Good grief man! Why do you even need that much TP? And if you’re using that much TP, how is it even possible that you managed to use it wrong? This is all upsetting to me.