Bottom Biscuits: sometimes they’re not so bad.
Pennsylvania & South Carolina
Do you think Adam Sandler was aware of this goat tied to the back of a pickup truck epidemic when he made that legendary track? Seriously, I’m amazed. – “Sometimes the old man passes out and leaves the am radio on so I get to hear the oldie songs and current event kind of things. It’s not MTZ but it keeps me company.”
Your hair looks like candy. I’m not sure if you should be proud or ashamed. But more importantly I need our fans to decide if they would rather eat those licorice ropes or that cotton candy. Get that sugar high baby!
Missouri & Texas
Maybe Sisqo can do us all a big favor and make a song called “conservative regular underwear”.