Cause shopping late at night isn’t creepy enough, I need to see the guy that looks like he is definitely going to follow me into the bathroom and stand right next to me even though there are like 14 other open urinals.
With that size mullet you think I needed a sign on your shirt to point that our for me?
You know how you always catch yourself talking about how dope it would be to have the convenience of a minivan to haul around the kids but also have the ability to tow a boat and haul oversize construction equipment? Well it looks like some prayers have been answered.
I need your help here guys. I can’t figure out which one I want to punch in the back of the head more. Denim Dan in all his cutoff glory or the Blue Meanie’s wife over here. You guys decide, in my mind they both deserve it.
Missouri & New Mexico