That’s it buddy, give the bag a good lick. You know what that tastes like?…neglect.
Mother and child reunited? Although I suppose I could understand why each one would probably rather not be associated with the other.
Alabama & New Hampshire
While I’m sure there is some crazy stupid story behind this arrest, I really don’t care. What I do care about is how it has implanted this fantasy in my mind where there are secret Walmart Police staff hidden in the building waiting to tackle and arrest those dressed inappropriately. While that would seriously hinder our website, the amusement it would cause me might be worth it.
I didn’t know you could buy banana-hammocks in the produce section!