There is a reason the masses shouldn’t see behind the curtain. Sometimes the wizard isn’t what you made him out to be…or it’s a big smelly buttcrack. Either way, ignorance is bliss.
Listen, I don’t want to alarm everyone but these two have put us all in grave danger. With all of this whale tail around during shark week I’m afraid we’re all about to get attacked.
Indiana & Massachusetts
Couple of questions that maybe our friends over at WTFTattoos.com can answer for us. (1) How long do you think this tattoo actually took to do? I’m thinking 14 minutes tops. Like maybe the artist had to poop real bad and just wanted to finish it. And (2) How long do you think it took her to regret this tattoo? I’m thinking somewhere around 15 minutes.
You know what? I’m actually less concerned about the creepy long fingernails and more concerned about those Honey Badger toenails! Holy crap! I’m just waiting for you to rip out my ribcage with those things!