This must be Bert & Ernie’s car…
It’s common knowledge that the purpose of pants is to cover up your underwear right? I haven’t kept my finger on the pulse of this topic as much as I probably should but that’s probably because I thought it was a non-issue. I guess I’ll have to be more attentive now. Thanks a-holes.
When you’re showing more ass than most people even have, I think something serious needs to change. Like the clothes you wear for starters.
You see at first I was all like “Daaaaammmnnn, look at those hot sexy beach bods!” but then I remembered I’m not a complete idiot from 1995 when these came out so I just went back to testing the pineapple for ripeness…however the hell you do that.