I was just saying to my bff the other day “Hey bff, you know what would make shopping for stuff more enjoyable? The smell of monkey shit.” And my bff was like “Hey! You might be on to something there!” It really was another bonding moment for us. Also, get your stupid f*cking primates out of the damn store!!!
Peace, Jorts & Biscuits!…Hmmm, now that I think about it I don’t think that slogan is gonna catch on anytime soon.
Congratulations, you’ve won at parenting. I love you.
Who doesn’t love neon pink? It just screams “Hey come stare at the parts not covered up by all this pink!” And guess what? We do. So since you can’t advert your eyes I suppose I’ll just ask you “Who Wears It Better?”