Nothing says love like a poorly tattooed dick. I’m sure our buddies over at WTFTattoos.com can appreciate this. In fact, we love them so much we were thinking about getting huge tattoos of man meat across our chest with “PoWM” and “WTFTattoos” draped around the shaft. Thoughts? Comments? Anybody else want to join us?
Star Trek Creeper: because why limit spine tingling creepiness to this universe alone?…Seriously though, that dude definitely looks like he is gonna inappropriately sneak-lick some alien genitalia.
He made the car a trike. Why, you ask? Because he literally couldn’t have made the car any worse. Honestly if his idea was to transform it into a giant mobile flaccid penis I probably still would have been like “Ehhh, go for it. Can’t get any worse than it already is.”