Mustaches are the hot new facial accessory. But with all the styles and creativity out there no two are created equal. So it’s up to you to decide between these two. Who do you like better? The fat Hitler lip toupee or the wise old walrus? Personally, if you pair any type of mustache with a USA bald eagle hat you automatically win and I’m pretty sure your penis grows 5 inches because you’re more of a man.
Massachusetts & Nevada
Just a heads up, being fair game after passing out with your shoes on applies to sandals as well. Our friends over at LateNightMistakes.com taught us that….the hard way.
Is there anything worse than seeing something so blatantly fail at its only job? Seriously, these belts should be fired and then exiled from the community.
Arkansas & Florida