09.18.

In The News: Wingin’ It

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SALISBURY, Md. – A Salisbury woman is accused of trying to steal clothes while throwing food at an employee, in a local Wal-Mart. The Wicomico County Sheriff’s Office says on Thursday, around 5:30 PM, they went to the Salisbury Wal-Mart on N. Salisbury Boulevard, after being called about a shoplifter.

Once on scene, the Deputy met with a store employee who said they saw 22-year-old Alicia Batson, trying to leave the store while wearing multiple layers of clothes, reportedly taken from sale racks. According to the report, when the employee confronted Batson, she tried to run, while throwing pieces of chicken and a bottle of soda at the employee.

Batson was arrested, charged with theft, 2nd degree assault, and disorderly conduct, and is being held at the Detention Center on $50,000 bond.

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09.18.

Don’t Stop Bee-lieving

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Thank God I’m already allergic to bees so I can politely tell you to piss off because you’re creeping me out.

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09.17.

America The Beautiful

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Bro, you’re making it very difficult for people not to hate America right now. You’re at Walmart on a scooter with your man tits hanging out. Might as well start bad mouthing the new Miss America while you’re at it bud.

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09.17.

To The Broom & Bride

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Isn’t the woman usually the one with the broom? – said the sexist guy writing captions. Also, Walmart cake boss, you’re dumb.

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