Metaphorically I feel like this every Monday. I’m just a big miserable dick pretending to be jolly surrounded by what appears to be loud, annoying and genuinely happy people. Anyone else the dick in the sandwich of life or is it just me?
Ohhh ladies, it’s almost time to say goodbye to letttin’ your booty roll and allowing us all sneak peaks at your bottom biscuits. I’m sure you’ll find new and inventive ways to show us your ass this winter though. I have faith in you all.
I guess we know what happens to those gross nappy beaver tails when they get older…they stay gross nasty beaver tails, but turn white. I’ve got $20 there’s at least 1 dead cat entangled in there by the way.
You would figure a shirt that falls so low in the back would manage to cover her ass crack…you would be wrong.