I’m not even gonna give you credit for trying. You put on a belt and suspenders because you knew there was a problem and clearly that didn’t do anything to help, yet you still went with it. That’s like being responsible and bringing a condom but using it after you noticed the huge hole in it.
Please don’t throw your arms up in celebration or you’ll probably fumble those footballs out for the world to see.
Because more booze will probably improve your decision making…
Old dudes can look fabulous too! What I want to know is which one would you admit was your grandpa in this edition of “Who Wears it Better?”