You know what, I’m feeling frisky today. How about I toss you guys a softball here and we do a CAPTION CONTEST!!! Winner gets a copy of our 2014 page-a-day Calendar!!!
Looks like you took the words right out of my mouth. In fact, it’s so sickening I’m about to go throw up from your gross ass ride.
Every time I offer to show women my snake in public I get asked to leave the store. This guy does it and it’s no big deal. Unbelievable.
Just once I’d like to see someone inside a Walmart with a tattoo that either makes sense or doesn’t look like a bag of dicks. I don’t have the full view so I can’t tell if you’re male or female but God knows you don’t look like those women nor do you get those women. And Jumpman? Seriously? You? Jumpman? I’ll believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.