11.14.

Meanwhile In California…

STOCKTON, CA (KCRA/CNN) – Two men are in jail, accused of kidnapping to perform an exorcism.

Deputies say a man, along with his son, took his ex-wife against her will, thinking she was possessed by demons.

At a Walmart parking lot in North Stockton on Saturday, 42-year-old Jose Magana-Farias and 20-year-old Victor Farias arranged to meet up with the mother under the guise of wanting to make the marriage work.

Not knowing what was in store, she willingly got in the car.

Deputies said the two thought she had undergone some drastic changes recently and was possessed by demons.

Along the way they picked up a priest in South Stockton, and another priest at a second location to hold an exorcism.

According to the report, the priests doused her with “sacred oils” and “purified her” through a religious ritual.

Deputies said no torture was involved.

The victim’s roommate who lived nearby alerted deputies to the kidnapping.

She was found, unharmed.

Both father and son are being held in jail on suspicion of kidnapping, false imprisonment and conspiracy to commit a crime.

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11.14.

Always On Your Mind

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Is that what it means to be touched by Jesus? And by Jesus I obviously mean that new Latin barber down at the shop.

California

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11.13.

Puppies 4 Sale

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I have no idea what a Chowennie is, but it sounds adorable. Clearly spelling isn’t a strong point for whatever salesman went with the cardboard sign on a shopping cart marketing plan as he went 0 for 2 but that’s okay, if they are cute enough we can look past that. In conclusion because I like seeing dogs go to new owners I’m going to put my blinders on and ignore it all. Carry on.

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11.13.

Hell Naw

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I feel like these two can stay in a nice profanity filled endless circle of f*cks going back and forth.

North Dakota

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