Full moons make people do some crazy things…Like show off their full moons. Which one are you gonna howl at?
Congratulations! You look like a mannequin at a really uppity hipster store that probably sucks so hard they think it’s cool how nobody shops there. So tip of the stupid hat to you.
Nothing like some over the top pets to scare the shit out of people as they shop in peace. That’s exactly what I was hoping for on my trip to the store, to worry less about stepping in your pet’s crap on the floor and worry more about whether or not it’s going to attack me. Super duper!
Try explaining to your kid how it’s cool for this guy to come into their bedroom in the middle of the night and leave money under their pillow in exchange for teeth. Geez people make parenting harder, I swear.