It’s just so damn literal. My gut says not everyone will find this funny, but my sense of humor says I don’t care because they should.
Ahhh what the shit? Apparently the only thing lower than the prices are your sense of decency and self-worth. I hate to be the employee that gets called to the cleanup on that aisle from the creeper with a greasy mustache that you know is behind the camera lens.
I’m curious what blew this guy’s mind! So I’ll let you guys tell me what goes on in the mind of a mullet for a CAPTION CONTEST!! Winner gets to start their 2014 off right with one of our new People of Walmart page-a-day 2014 Calendars.
We’ve got ourselves a battle of big girl panty wearin’ ladies in this edition of “Who Wears It Better?”. Normally I’d pick the girl not in a motorized cart but history leaves me having a hard time betting on the stars and bars to win anything. Ehhh ohhh! Go ahead and take “Monday Morning Civil War Joke” off the board, it’s just been conquered.