Dude, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news (I think) is that you’ve got some perky titties. The bad news is they’re lopsided as f*ck. Nobody likes unparallelled boobies. Believe that.
Remember folks, work smarter not harder!
Some guys just know exactly what to say to pick up the chicks. Which clever pick-up line would you ladies fall for?
New Mexico & Washington
I like to call this Who Wears It Better: The Stanky Leg Edition.