Well that’s just kinda badass. Way to accept your vision problems in style. Sure you could just get better glasses, but last time I checked you can’t burn a bunch of ants with glasses.
Ohhh there is nothing quite like getting creative with jeans. Personally, I think both of you get failing grades here and I’m not a real teacher so I don’t have to encourage your creativity. You both look like shit. Fix it.
Well excuse me. I hope the two of you got some big ol’ lumps of coal for Christmas with potty mouths like that. Where is Ralphie’s mom with the soap when you need her?
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I would literally shit my pants if I saw that. That’s just got a whole big pile of “nope” written all over it. Not only would I run away screaming, but I’d do it with my eyes closed in case she is actually the real Madusa.