Looking like a Blue Man Group reject over there brother. I mean just because you’re bald and blue and can probably catch a ton of marshmallows in your mouth doesn’t mean you get an automatic spot in the group.
We all knew Santa had millions of fans but I’m kinda surprised to find out that he has groupies!
Is it weird that I’m sad that ugly christmas sweaters are ironically cool now? It was so much more fun when people wore them seriously and thought they were cool but the rest of us knew they weren’t. Now I just can’t tell and that makes me sad.
Don’t forget to pick up some bottom biscuits to compliment that Christmas ham!