That jacket is f*ckin ROSS!….Diana Ross that is.
Hey Chubby Checker, why don’t you twist around and notice your pants are see-through.
I never understood the allure of stilts. What is the point of being tall if you can’t have that mobility to run and dunk a basketball? That’s like having big huge perky boobs…but you’re a guy. Totally useless.
Excuse me Miss? Mr.? Whatever you are, could you please tuck it back for a quick photo op please?