Guess you can say that family doesn’t have the best….genes. Huh? Like jeans and genes. Sound alike, mean different things. Ass cracks popping out. No? Well forget all of you then.
C’mon ladies, just because Santa brought you lumps of coal for Christmas doesn’t mean you need to smuggle them in your panties. Those aren’t the lovely lady lumps people refer to anyway.
Dressing up, Walmart, Selfies….If those are the 3 things that people ever use to describe me please mercifully take me out like George did Lennie in ‘Of Mice and Men’.
Well it’s a good thing you have the smarts to yank those suckers up to cover up those hips. We wouldn’t want the children seeing anything inappropriate that will haunt them for a few days.