My man is not messing around with that two-tone business in the front and party in the back. I never knew mullets could be so bi-polar but I’m behind him 100%…cause I like the party section better.
Apparently nobody let her know of the impending arctic winter blast. Or they did, and she still doesn’t care cause she likes to show off her bottom biscuits. Either way dat ass gonna be cold.
Forget online dating, my man is going old school marketing via mobile signage. Good plan buddy, show off the good and leave ’em wanting more. I have no doubt the woman you get from your t-shirt advertisement will definitely be a keeper.
Nebraska & Pennsylvania