This is how real outdoorsmen do it. Roughing it out there where nobody can find you and the only thing between you and certain death is a 24-hour store with food, water, clothing, chairs, flat screen TVs, bathrooms & literally anything else in the world that you can think of. Bear Grylls wouldn’t even try this, I swear.
This is what the President probably looks like in cartoons making fun of America. #NeckHair2016
Nothing gets me going on Mondays like some nipples! Am I right people? So which titty city would you rather visit between these two?
Yo that is absolutely crazy! This is exactly how I celebrate President’s Day too! Just rocking out the red, the white and the blue because this is exactly what our founding fathers envisioned for us!