Turns out guys aren’t the only ones that can wear some inappropriate shirts out in public. So which down-ass-bitch would you want riding in your corner? The dog trying to get its bone or the one trying to lend a helping hand?
Taking those bottom biscuits out for a nice morning stroll I see. Very elegant, very tasteful, very unnecessary.
I don’t know what that is, but I’m like 110% sure you’re not wearing it right and like 72% sure it’s not even clothing. I’m thinking it’s like a drawstring bag or something. Whatever it is, you’re not doing it right.
And we have an early leader for the gold medal in the Embarrassing Mom event!