Why? That’s the real question. I’m not even going to start on the reasoning of having a pet bird, I’ll skip right over that and get to the question of why do you need to wear your bird out in public? Even pirates with wooden legs, scruffled beards, eye patches, swords and a bottle of rum look borderline stupid and uncool with a bird. What do you think it’s doing to your image guy-with-a-walking-stick in Walmart?
California & Colorado
Ohhh, a little eyesores in your “Who Wears It Better?” for today. So which colorful character do you prefer? Bright and bruising biker babe or what could possibly be the villain I made up in a bad hallucinogenic acid trip?
Illinois & Texas
Nnnnooooo. Nooooo! I don’t want to say hello to kitty. No! That’s a bad kitty! Get out of here kitty! Should be goodbye and never come back kitty!
Overcoming adversity since day 1. Well done kiddo!