There is no argument that more beard = more manly. It’s just a fact. However, getting further off the beaten path into mountain men/radish lookalike hurt the cause gentleman.
Illinois & Kentucky
This is less of a Happy Valentine’s Days wish from us and the Holiday Man and more of a public service announcement reminding all of our male fans out there that you have 1 week to spend a bunch of money for no reason other than it’s the 14th of February or you’ll get in trouble with your lady friend.
Let’s play “Can you find the real baby?” Don’t let that little guy going to town fool you!
The movie “Men in Tights” was hilarious but I feel like “Men in Thongs” is going to be more of a tragedy than a comedy…or now that I think about it, perhaps it’s both.
Florida & Oklahoma