Wow! That is a butt-load of people at Walmart to see The Voice winner Cassadee Pope!…and of course we found one of the creepiest guys in the crowd for our closeup shot cause that’s how we roll.
Hmmm, okay. I guess I was wrong in always assuming couch cushions only served 2 purposes. (1) Sitting on and (2) making awesome forts in the living room. Turns out I was the fool for not even considering “rear window” as an option.
I don’t think indecent exposure is technically a superpower, but then again who am I to say what is or isn’t going to save the world one day? So when your life is in danger which one are you going to turn to for help?
Indiana & Michigan
They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree but I suppose the apple can’t help it if the tree makes it wear assless chaps. So really my advice for you little apple is that your tree is a skank and I’m sorry for that.